Recap, Week 9 (9/7) Boogie & Erika Final Duo
Former sweethearts Boogie and Erika face off in the final round of the three-part HoH Competition. Janelle stands on the sidelines waiting for her fate to be decided. If it is true that it is in the ability to deceive oneself that the greatest talent is shown, then Erika is a savant, for she has deceived and deluded herself into swallowing Boogie’s line, hook and sinker yet again.
NO CLASS ACT HERE
Boogie’s confidence is shaken by Will’s eviction, while the girls are on top of the world. “You get ‘em, girlfriend! Let’s get these boys,” Erika cheers, as Janelle confesses, “Evicting Will was horrible.” After Will’s departure, Erika walks by her spurned lover and, with a sneering smile, sighs, “Checkmate.” Boogie is chagrined that his showmance-turned-homance has blown up in his face and Erika actually outwitted him. “America now knows she is a ho,” he accuses childishly, adding, “I’ve used that girl up for all I need…. That’s all she was good for.”
Unaware of the depth of Mike Boogie’s disparaging remarks about her character, Erika maintains her decorum. “I think the baby plans are going to be put on hold now,” she smirks. “I think he’s a little mad at me.” Mike does not appear to be taking the eviction of his bromance-buddy at all well, as he heads to the Diary Room for some alone time. Once there, he confides, “This is the first time all season Chilltown has been played.” Boogie seems most upset that he was played by the girl he was supposed to be playing, and compliments Erika: “I give her credit for being a backstabbing witch, but now the gloves are off. Let’s do this.” Janelle is happily removed from the scorched earth of the showmancers, confiding, “I think Erika and I are getting the last laugh. I mean, what goes around comes around, right?”
OH, TAKE A MAN PILL!
Erika wins the first round of the three-part final HoH Competition after Janelle lets go of her key when Boogie unexpectedly jumps off the volcano. Janelle wanted to win the first part of the contest, but is now even more determined to win the second part. Boogie is also eyeing the second part of the final HoH Competition, but is stuck trying to understand what just happened to his grand plan. “Clearly, the girls struck some sort of deal to take down Chilltown,” Boogie sighs, grasping for answers. “I just don’t know what happened.”
The babes chat over ciggies in the backyard. Erika seems to be all about revenge at this point, divulging her true hopes for the next competition. “I just hope Janelle can smoke him in the next round. I have all the faith in the world that that girl will,” Erika smirks between puffs. “Boogie is history.”
Unable to stand it a minute longer, Boogie heads to the Diary Room and begins to cry. “We can dish it out, but we can’t take it,” Mike sniffs as he loses his cool-guy veneer and cries like a little girl, even wiping his nose with his hat. Janelle is happily at the other end of the emotional spectrum, grinning, “If any woman has ever been played by a guy, she should feel great for what Erika and I have just accomplished.” Mike sits in the Diary Room, calling his Chiltown buddy on their old “hotline,” but no one answers his ring. Poor Boogie sits glumly with his hand-phone ringing in vain, sighing, “Oh, man.”
CAR-AZY COMPETITION
The second part of the final HoH Competition, Fly by Night, is unveiled after dark. The HouseGuests enter the backyard to see laser beams, smoke and a GM Pontiac Solstice convertible hanging high above the backyard. Pictures of the past six winners of BIG BROTHER are placed around the upper rim of the circular scaffolding. The players are hooked into harnesses and hoisted high over the ground to the scaffolding rim. They have to swing from each point where a face is placed along the circle’s rim to the next, directing the laser beams off the mirrors at each location to point to the next BIG BROTHER winner, in the proper order of the seasons.
Janelle has trouble directing her lasers, and when she finishes, she is “not pleased with (her) time.” Boogie has toughened up again and insists he is adamant that he, not the girls, will determine his own destiny. Focusing on winning, Boogie makes a mental map of the course in his mind, so that he can cover the course as fast as possible. “When you’re up against Janelle, there’s no room for error.” he admits grimly. When he finishes the course, he cheers, “Beat that! Beat that!” Janelle’s time is too slow, leaving Boogie to face Erika in the third part. Janelle feels bad that Erika has to face Boogie in the final part of the HoH competition, admitting to not trusting either one will take her to the Final Two. “Why would they take me?” she shrugs.
ADDICTED TO LOVE
Boogie decides to play on Erika’s apparent desperate need for him to like her, so in the kitchen, he starts to chat about the finale. As all womankind exhale a collective groan, Erika begins to soften and give in to Boogie’s unique appeal. “I hate him, and I hate the fact that I’m still attracted to him, because I hate him so much,“ Erika cringes, realizing she is still emotionally vulnerable to Mike Boogie. Boogie is all grins as he applauds himself with “I wanted to threaten her that she would lose not only my vote but Will’s vote as well” if she doesn’t take him to the Final Two.
Host Julie Chen takes a moment to chat with the remaining HouseGuests, congratulating Boogie on winning the car. Of life without Will in the house, Boogie admits he misses the Dr., sighing, “The bromance is over; the romance is over.” When Julie asks her why she is no longer so chummy with Boogie, Erika smiles tightly. “Feelings change,” she answers lamely. “They come and go.” Boogie looks too comfortable as he snuggles slightly up to his former gal-pal.
LUCKY LOSERS
Meanwhile, life in the Jury House has started to mimic life inside the BIG BROTHER: ALL-STARS house as George and Danielle take up cooking duties once again. Danielle feels good being at the Jury House, smiling, “Let’s just have some fun.” The five former HouseGuests gather at the front door to await their newest arrival. “I‘d hate to see Janey coming through the Jury house door, as I want her to win the whole thing,” worries Howie.
As the others wait at the front door, Will walks through the gate, grinning broadly. “I don’t believe it!” George cries. “Will is the newest member of the Jury, and I couldn’t possibly be happier. It’s sweet, poetic justice,” smirks Marcellas. “I got the worst boot in the history of BIG BROTHER,” Will laughs as they hug him, but declares, “I (am) excited to show the Jury members how I got kicked out. Am I embarrassed? Of course!” Will assembles everyone to watch the tape of his eviction. Danielle is amazed that Boogie put Will on the block after Janelle vetoed herself. “So sweet,” she frowns with raised eyebrows. When they hear Janelle’s reason for evicting Will, James and Danielle are immediately cynical, claiming it is “completely trying to get votes.” Marcellas is pleased that Janelle mentioned his eviction as a reason for evicting Will, “even if Howie’s name was mentioned in the same sentence.” Danielle chides the chill-boys for forgetting that “girls talk.” Will is more resigned, admitting, “I will give credit where credit is due. They spanked my ass, both cheeks; they’re still red, and it still hurts.”
FALSE-HEARTED FELLOW & HIS FAIR MAIDEN
The final round of the three-part final HoH Competition takes place inside the house. Julie announces she will be reading six statements made by members of the Jury while they were in the house. For each statement, she reads two possible endings, and the players have to guess which ending is correct. Julie asks the first two questions, and both Boogie and Erika get them correct. The third question sees Mike take the lead, which he maintains until the final question. Mike Boogie is declared the final HoH in the BIG BROTHER: ALL-STARS house.
Julie lets the gals plead their case to Boogie, and Erika shakily asks him to take her, while Janelle is feistier. When he is asked to stand and cast his eviction vote, Mike looks Janelle in the eye and evicts her. Janelle is teary as she leaves, and Erika and Boogie kiss.
Julie and Janelle talk outside the house. Janelle admits that one of the flaws in her game this year was that she trusted too many people, especially Chilltown. Janelle watches her good-bye messages before Julie wishes her luck in the Jury house.
Janelle is out, leaving behind Erika and Mike to vie for the prize money. For whom will the Jury vote? Neither candidate has mass popularity in the Jury, so will it come down to Will’s ability to convince his fellow jurors, or will the floaters take stock and take a stand against Chilltown in the final vote? Tune in for the exciting finale of BIG BROTHER: ALL-STARS, Tuesday, September 12, 8pm ET/PT, only on CBS.
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pika- 09-11-2006
Big Brother: All-Stars, September 7 - All Alone
by Mike DeGeorge -- 09/08/2006
Mike Boogie was, to put it mildly, a little surprised when Will was evicted in Tuesday's episode. Will he be able to face life in the Big Brother house without his bestest buddy? He'll have to, because we have the final multi-part Head of Household competition and live eviction. Who will be in the finals? Erika? Mike? Janelle? Click and find out!
Like a lot of you out there and more than a couple of the RNO writers, I was upset to see Will voted out. I knew that there was no way he was going to be able to win twice, but his run was like a roller coaster that is scaring the crap out of you, but you know you can’t do anything about it so you might as well enjoy the ride.
No, what upsets me about Will’s eviction most is Erika. Erika was on my short list for “people who should never be brought back” from our “We’ll Be the Judge” article before the season, but lost out to much more deserving candidates, plus the fact that I didn’t think they’d seriously put her back in. Basically, I thought that she rode Jack’s coattails the entire way and once he was gone, she was through. It was obvious to me that she was utterly lost without him. I was afraid that would happen again this season.
Guess what? Erika came in with absolutely ZERO strategy, relying on a pre-show agreement with Mike Boogie to have Chill Town carry her. If Erika wins, I suggest a new Chill Town shirt with Erika’s picture on the back, because that’s where she’s been the entire season. Yes, that’s an effective strategy and it has carried many people to wins on this and other shows. That doesn’t mean I have to like or respect it, nor respect the people who use it.
Unlike Erika, Will masterminded strategy in the house. Unlike Erika, James and Danielle tried to buck the power structure and rid the house of its biggest alliance. Unlike Erika, Janelle busted her ass and won challenge after challenge. Say what you will about Mike Boogie being Will’s sidekick, but even he helped shape strategy with Will and, let’s not forget, was so convincing as Lance Showmance that if there were jewelry catalogs in the house, Erika would have had one picked out six weeks ago.
Which brings us full circle. If my point isn’t clear enough, Erika is one of the four worst players in the Big Brother: All-Stars house. The others are Kaysar (who was also on my “don’t let in” list, as he just sat back again and let his alliance decide everything), Howie (who I was wrong about – he did the same thing as Kaysar but was much more obnoxious about it), and George (who I can’t fault, because he was brought back for his personality more for his gameplay).
None of this would really bother me if it weren’t for Erika’s smug little speech to Will. Look, Erika didn’t DO anything. Prior to her conversation with Janelle on the outside couch, she had NO CLUE she was being played. She was desperate, she knew she was going home, and she was grasping at straws. She wasn’t outing her alliance with Chill Town, she was making fun of Will’s “ninja” speech! It’s like Ol’ Jeb claiming to be an oil baron for shootin’ up some food, when up from the ground came a bubblin’ crude. It’s like Fred Flintstone inventing a new dance because Barney dropped a bowling ball on his foot. It’s like driving off a cliff and claiming to have discovered gravity.
What’s even more pathetic is, according to the live feeds, she still believes that the showmance part was real. Yeah, you really showed those stupid Chill Town boys how smart you were! Can’t fool you twice! I so much want to hate Will and Mike for what they’ve done, but ever since that video, I’m wishing they would film Erika watching the tapes so I can point and laugh and talk in that stupid high pitched voice.
In any case, welcome to my final Big Brother: All-Stars recap. In a way, I’ll miss this season. Much as it frustrated me, irritated me, and just plain bored me at times, it was absolutely fascinating. So let’s get this sucker overwith so’s I can watch me some football.
Previously, Mike won Head of Household, and nominated the girls. Janelle won veto, as usual, and took herself off the block. Erika complained about the competition. I wonder if Mike should have nominated Will and Janelle. Hmm. Erika stumbled upon the truth. Will was evicted, thus robbing me of my chance to say the line “Much as Survivor: All-Stars’s Rob did, Will was able to take his bitch with him into the finals.” And by the way, as much as these people talked about Survivor over the season, they must not have watched All-Stars, because the only ones who learned the lesson about separating pre-existing relationships from game relationships were Mike and Will. Mike’s stunned face is priceless.
In the endurance portion of the final HOH, Mike shocked everyone by jumping off early, causing Janelle to take her hand off her key. The producers show us the volcano in action to soothe the egos of a few designers and engineers. Erika won round one of the final HOH, which means she skips round two and will compete against that winner in the final final final HOH.
Julie, wearing a red top that’s… just not right, welcomes us. Which has happened more this season: Will lies, Janelle wins a competition, or Julie wears something hideous? After a couple of pivots and transitions, she introduces a segment about Mike’s BB life after Will.
Mike’s stunned face is just one of those things that’s always going to be funny no matter how many times I see it. Erika celebrates in the diary room. Ugh. Janelle says that it was horrible evicting Will, but she had to do it in order to win. Absolutely, and well done. Mike is flabbergasted, the girls did a good acting job on him.
Mike sits in one of the nomination chairs and graciously congratulates the women. Ever the sore winner, Erika singsongs, “Checkmate.” Mike tells us that he’s glad America is getting to see that Erika is actually a ho. Preach on. Just remember how superior she’s acting.
Mike continues to be gracious, as Erika tells us in the diary room that she thinks the baby plans are going to be put on hold because Mike is probably mad at her. How stupid and deluded can this woman be? Mike gives her credit for being a backstabbing witch, as it’s the first time Chill Town has been played.
Again being classy, Mike tells Janelle it was a smart move and Janelle apologizes. See why I’m not ranting about Janelle, even though she was just as stupid and deluded as Erika for a while. Mike tells them that none of them could have beaten him in the finals, so it was the right move to make. Janelle gloats in the diary room, saying they got the last laugh.
We get a recap… hell, we get a replay of the whole damn volcano competition. Mike jumped off because he knew he couldn’t beat either of them, and he thinks, like Richard Hatch, that he’s the most hated in the house. He’ll take his chances on part two. Erika was about to throw it for Janelle when Julie made the announcement. Janelle was upset because she’s never won an endurance competition.
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