Happy Birthday, Jay!!!
That stinker Pepette beat me to starting your party but that's ok! That just gave me more time to get ready.
Since it's Talk Like a Pirate Week, I'm wearing this to your birthday party:

I've scoured the Caribbean to find you the finest booty for your birthday present:

Woops! Wrong picture. That's from my pirate Spring fashion line. Here's the booty for you:

Now let's start passing that bottle of rum so we can all get blasted enough to start talking like pirates! Arrggh!!

Have a wonderful birthday, matey! Captain's orders!!!
