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Post a caption for the weekly photo. This week's photo: *** "Are you Chef Boyardee's Chinese stepbrother, Chef Fisheyeballee"?

Excuse me, but I thought I ordered the Kung Pao eyeballs, NOT the sweet and sour eyeballs!

Look at me pucker, I want to kiss you before you feed me an eyeball.

Are you sure that's what in this bowl is edible???

Responses for last week's caption from the official site (none of them are as good as our captions): Excuse me waiter, there's an eye in my soup! John, Randleman, NC With Six You Get Eggroll G. M., Phoenix, AZ "I asked for Moo-Goo-Gai-Pan, NOT Moo-Goo-EYE-Pan!" Arun, Houston, TX Can I get fries with that? Queenie, Nashville, TN Yan CAN'T cook! Al, Phoenix, AZ I only have eyes for you. David, Redondo Beach, CA Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? Karen, Terre Haute, IN "Ahh... ancient Chinese secret!" Suzie, Altamonte Springs, FL "This isn't Benihana?" Sean, Los Angeles, CA "No soup for you!" Emmett, Saco, ME Have you ever thought of modeling? You've got great cheekbones! Kori, Logah, UT Look into my eyes and tell me what you see. Martha, Toronto

This week's picture: *** "Hey, look! The currency here has "Made in the US" stamped on it!"

"It says my lucky numbers are '2, 8, 15, 21, 27, and 33.'"

Responses to last week's caption from the official site. Nitpick: Why did they post two nearly identical captions??? They must have had other different captions they could have selected instead. :roll: See, here, in really tiny print - do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars. Nancy, Libertyville, IL How do we know if we're getting the right change back? Shirley, Anderson, SC I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. Johnna, Okolona, MS Funny, mine says, "Do not pass GO, do not collect $200…" Geri, Vista, CA Mistaking the money for a roadmap, Lyn and Karlyn contemplate their route. Kathleen, Kent, WA In Budda We Trust? Russell, Bryan, TX Your fortune says you will get far in race. Donna, Baton Rouge, LA Look, it's another piece of the Da Vinci Code puzzle! Robert, Markham, Ontario Through Karlyn's special X-Ray glasses, she could clearly see the Emperor's new clothes. Nancy, Libertyville, IL We should have got the full size map Marc, Monroe, NY

This week's picture: "I couldn't find any stockings so we'll set these wooden bowls under the Christmas trees. Everyone's getting coal anyway..."

Last week's picture and captions from the official site: WOW!!! That must've been one big horse! Reid, Mililani, HI Coal? Are you kidding me? Lino, Montreal, Canada Another order for table three please! Patricia, Las Vegas, NV Quit humming "hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to work I go" and fill these darned baskets already! Geri, Vista, CA Some eating challenges just aren't worth it! Dawn, Lockport, USA With some cellophane and a bow, this will make a really nice gift basket. Sandra, Hamilton, Canada This is not my idea of a date! Eveline, Beijing, China Which basket do you like, brown or blue? Michele, Pasadena,TX Black gold...Texas tea Gary, Oklahoma City, OK Some adventure of a lifetime! We do this at home ALL THE TIME! Vidisha, Pune You smell that? Do you smell that? Wet coal, woman. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of lumpy wet coal in the morning. Brian, Beavercreek, OH

This week's picture: James misunderstands when Terry tells him to strike David and Mary for fishing in their fishing hole and rolls bowling balls at them.

Captions for last week's picture: Spidey web go! Diana, Long Island, NY The force isn't working on them. Bob, Oakmont, PA No fair. No fair. They cut in line! Norma, Plymouth, OH Throw me the ball, Dave, throw me the ball. Marissa, Waterloo Pull the pin, throw, and bye-bye David and Mary. Doug, North Vancouver, BC Pull my finger! Steve, Boise, ID That's it David & Mary, ya gotta get closer to the edge... closer... a little more... Frank, Dansville, NY OK, just hand it over slowly and no one will get hurt. Debbie, Washington, IL Don't move. We've drifted into a mine field. Ian, Truro, NS Quick I will grab the baskets out of there boat. Kelsey, IN

This week's picture: *** "Tie me crocodile down, sport..."

Captions for last week's picture: ...and THAT is why you don't mess with beauty queens! Matt, Thousand Oaks, CA Win or lose, we gonna make shoes! Susan, Burbank, CA Just wait to see what you look like after your make-over. Anyone can be a beauty queen. Myrna, Sterling, VA Next thing you know, he'll be wanting us to feed him grapes too! Pam, Lugoff, SC Do you think I will lose my PETA endorsement? Lauren, San Pedro, CA The crocodile's fears have been confirmed...he is now quite certain that he will turn into a handbag. Amy, Cambridge, ON Heck, wrestling a crocodile is nothing compared to dealing with some of those other beauty pageant contestants. Joyce, Cincinnati, OH Hey D, look back and tell me if he's still following us. Jessica, Surprise Hey D, do you hear a clock ticking? Hayley, Glendale, CA You should see the one that got away! Mike, Vancouver, BC

This week's picture: *** Hadaad's Rent-A-Camel--we'll pick you up!