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"Ewww, girl! How long do you think this donut has been out here??"
"OMGZ, there is a giant ape on this island walkin around missing one of what he's supposed to have two of... :shock: "
"I asked the Magic 8 Ball I found on the beach if Sekou is going home tonight and it said Definitely Yes!"
"Hey, Shane left his Blackberry behind! Let's call him!"
Sometimes you feel like a nut....
Kathy, Dayton
Okay, so now we just need some duckpins and we have us a game!
Rose, Severn, MD
Uh oh... It looks like they got some BIG rabbits on this island!
Frank, Pittsburgh, PA
So how do you get the lime in the coconut?
Julie, Columbus
I shall call him Wilson.
Hannah, Oklahoma City
"Seriously, dude, how long has this tomato been in the fridge?"
Damian, Corner Brook, NL, Canada
"Ask the magic eight ball? You crack me up!"
Angie, Sault Ste. Marie, Canada
Is this all I have to do to make you laugh? Well it might not be so funny at tribal council tonight!
Doug, Beaver Dam, WI
I'd hate to see the squirrel that dropped this nut!
Scott, New York
Hey, you think these taste like chicken?
Scott, Saint John, NB
So this is where my tennis ball landed last year!
Ann, Canton, OH
Seriously, I need some stool softener.
Missy, Baileyville, ME
Anyone for bocce ball?
Larry, Huntley
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"On second thought, I think our hut would look better over there".
Raro tribe has the foresight to install cable in their hut so they won't miss any of their favorite shows in between challenges.
"Hey, Buster! Next time leave your muddy shoes in the cubby out here before walking on my clean floors!"
The CSI: Cook Islands team tries to discover how this foot came to be detached from its body.
Michael, Lexington
Hey, look! Billy and Candice are falling in love!
Kay, Shelby Township, MI
If I just touch this, then the trap will spring?
Linda G., Plainfield, IL
"No, seriously Jessica, posture is the key to this game. Stop slouching."
Rex, Tegucigalpa, Honduras
That concession line over there is for coconuts. I've been waiting here for hours for the hot dogs to get done.
AlliAnna, Rockford, IL
Ballet classes start at 5:00pm.
Mike, Atlanta, GA
Jessica is not amused as Parvati starts dancing the Macarena mid-challenge.
Sheryl, Buffalo, NY
You put your left arm in.....
Lori, Heppner
The Raro tribe has problems keeping Parvati focused at the "Pull the Prosthetic Limb Over the Wall" challenge.
Dan, Greencastle, PA
Over there we will get the guys to build our shower. Over there will be the sauna. That spot is for the trophy case.....
Lyle Beck, Jacksonville, FL
"Let's do the Time Warp, again..."
Doug, Sonoma, CA
No...I told you, that's the line for license renewals...
Tammy, Kingston, NH
See? Over there. That's where he stepped in it.
Dan, Detroit
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JP attempts to talk strategy with his tribe but they're too distracted by the other tribe to pay attention to him.
JP tries to convince his tribe that they can sell athletic footwear in their tribe name to make money after the show but they're not buying it.JP continues to rule the tribe with the famous children's game of Red Light-Green Light. Kevin, Liberty What? You found a buried hatch? And a polar bear? I signed up for the wrong show! Mitch, Bedford I swear to God guys, I was on the other side of the island and there IS a fish taco stand. Doug, St Charles, MO Oh man! Your mom looks mad. Chrystal, Otsego, MI. If we all stand still and don't look him in the eyes, JP won't attack. Leslie, Lansing I told you I could make a sand castle we could all live in! Jeff, Sioux City "I'm telling you, Richard Hatch isn't here. It's Jeff running naked through the jungle." Jim, Beaumont, TX Hey, look--it's Stephenie and Bobby Jon! Lisa, Pomona Dude, hide your shoes. That looks like Rupert coming up the beach! Big Ed, Louisville, KY Two left shoes. I don't think anyone here is left footed. Jim, Delavan, WI Simon says look to the right… JP, you are out! Daniel, San Rafael Can we all agree to vote those chickens off in the next tribal council? Just look at them, they're mocking us with their chicken dance! Josh, Walnut Creek Look, you guys can believe what you want to believe, but I for one do not believe that Elvis is living on this island. Mike, Windsor Locks
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When Raro tribe is bored, they play ER. Here they are rushing Parvati in for an emergency sand flea bite.Parvati is rushed out on a stretcher after injuring her flirty bone. Carla, Lexington Park, MD Run faster guys! My hair will never get dried at this speed, and you guys in the back--quit looking at my butt! Darryl, Woodinville Emergency! She needs some shampoo and conditioner stat! Rick, San Francisco, CA Guys, wait! I'm telling you, the show is not called "Sacrifice," it's called SURVIVOR! Bruce, Dallas, TX Bored out of their skulls, the castaways stage their low budget production of "Supergirl." Chris, Kansas City Survivor: ER Debby, Vancouver, BC Brad, Nate, JP, and Adam get the short end of the stick with their alliance with Parvati. Kenny, Marysville, CA "This is not my idea of a magic carpet ride!" Amy, Cambridge, ON I don't need a gurney! You guys are not doctors and you don't play them on TV. Sarah, Bemidji, MN I don't really believe we have a bobsled team guys! Dave, Dubuque, IA Shall we fetch you some grapes, your highness? Or perhaps a foot massage? Tony, Dayton, OH Keep your hands and feet in the ride at all times. Please wait till the ride comes to a complete stop. Bill, Lehi, UT Hey! The clearance says five feet, better duck! Michelle, Edmonton, AB, Canada
"Aww, man...you've got Octopus Cook Islandus! That arm's going to have to come off!""Let me guess--you were bored, so you found something to help you octopy your time?" Patti, Kelowna, BC, Canada Nice alien, but isn't it supposed to come out of your chest? Jessica, Calgary, Alberta Dude... That is some fresh sushi! Julie, Antioch How many times do I have to tell you to stop getting attached to our food? Now let me have him, it's dinner time. Cheral, Muskogee Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to join this man and this octopus in the bonds of holy . . . Northernspy, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada I love the watch face, but does it come with a leather band? Suckers are bad for my skin. Todd, Houston, TX I said, "Get dinner," not, "Become dinner." Bill, Drain, OR "Dude, I think I have a splinter in my hand." "Dude, you have bigger problems than that." Jennifer, Melville, NY Man, that's the nastiest case of octupusitus I've ever seen. Debby, Manitoba, Canada Think of it this way, you may have lost only one finger but you gained eight more. Michelle, Broussard, LA Now that's some serious "bling." John, Chicago, IL If we can figure out where the ink comes out we can all write a letter home! Jesse, Pasadena, CA Don't you think my manicurist did a great job? Charlotte, Jamul
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Having been too late to board the Minnow before the hurricane, Nate, Jenny and Christina lash themselves to posts and wait out the storm on the island with Gilligan.
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Nate, Jenny, and Christina sit in on a conference call Cook Island style.