Episode 8 Missing Intelligence Award
Survivor: Fiji, Episode 8 Missing Intelligence Award – My World Turned Upside Down by Heathyr Fields Ford -- 04/09/2007 Is it obvious who will receive this week’s Survivor Missing Intelligence Award? Maybe you think so, but then what about the runners-up? And what does Heathyr have to say about Dreamz? When the effing Hades did Dreamz start making sense and becoming someone I liked?! Either he’s chilled or they’re not showing the idiosyncrasies that annoy the bejeezus out of me. I’m going to assume the former. I must apologize for missing an article last week. First, I was totally uninspired for some reason, and I cannot figure out why. Then I got a bit sick, and a bit busy, and before I knew it, I just absolutely, positively, couldn’t fathom writing the article. So, my apologies, but I’m back! Of course this week, it’s a no-brainer to me who should get it, but that would make for a short, boring article, and I always opt for lengthier, boring articles, so away we go! On Moto, Yau-Man continues to impress and entertain me. I want to push Mookie’s head under water, however, every time he makes some comment about old men being on Moto and implies that Yau-Man especially won’t be able to do anything. I do remember, MOOKIE, that while he was on your tribe, he was the only guy to push someone off in the wrestling challenge. I also remember that last week he brought it on. And this week? He brought it on again! So Mookie? Shut up. Kudos to Michelle as well. Last week, she was an awesome caller and managed to look utterly adorable at the same time. This week, she showed quick thinking in realizing that not only would Stacy probably flip, but that she and Stacy could be considered redundant. Thus, despite the fact that Boo might flip too, it definitely is in her best interest to rid us of Stacy. And who am I to argue? Stacy’s been relatively non-existent, which, after her bitch faces about the coffee to Dreamz, has been welcomed. Boo’s just sort of Boo. Cassandra hasn’t annoyed me in ages, but that could change. I still think that Earl needs to bring Cassandra over. I have a feeling she’d be loyal, since the former Moto treated her like crap. Over on Ravu, kudos for finally getting rid of Rocky last week. I found him entirely unendearing and unappealing, and his game play sucked too. Too bad he made the jury. If we’re going for a final three with a nine-person jury again, I do hope that this time, we get three finalists who will all get votes and really liven it up the way this twist was meant to! Anyone else still feel bad for Becky? Getting back to Ravu, as I mentioned above, Dreamz is actually winning me over, but that could change! Mookie, right now, I’m not liking you. You’re supposed to be athletic, yet I haven’t seen Ravu do much of anything all season. You laid around and bitched in the beginning, and it hasn’t gotten much better. You are quick to write off men you perceive as old and all women, yet they’re kicking your ass. Shouldn’t you at least ponder that a bit and give them their due? So anyway, for now? You are a big MEH in my opinion box. Alex and Edgardo, you two receive this week’s runner’s up award for Missing Intelligence! Despite what fiction Lisi is trying to write in her rambling, ridiculous interviews now (for example, see both her interview with RNO and her Early Show appearance), I actually think the two of you contemplated keeping that lunatic around! If you had ousted Dreamz to keep that witch with a capital “B,” I would still be screaming at my television set. This, of course, brings me to our winner, which is Lisi. Definitely, irrevocably, pleasurably, Lisi. Lisi, you played this game so badly and with such a wall of “I don’t care” about you, that I want to “I don’t care” you straight into the Hall of Shame and Idiocy! There are SO many people who want to do this show, and you took one of their spots. You were a worthless Survivor contestant, a nasty person while on the show, and completely and utterly devoid of intelligence when playing this game. First you flip-flopped all the time — ranting and raving about being done and needing to go, and all that BS. Then you wanted to stay. Now you claim it was all a ploy. Next you tell us that the challenges don’t matter. Then you chew out the boys for not winning them and getting you sent to Exile Island. Do you even know the definition of “team”? It’s in the thesaurus under the antonym section of “Lisi.” You never, not on old Moto nor new Ravu, did anything in the challenges, so you cannot cast stones at your teammates and call them losers. Look in the mirror, beyotch. Seriously. Oh, and to bitch at Dreamz for not bringing it to challenges? The hell? He was the only one who looked remotely talented during the dancing challenge for your tribe (how awesome was that backflip, by the way?) and he quite often was integral regardless of the team he was on and how horribly he was being treated. Not to mention that he was able to pull teamwork out of his hat when he got matched up with Rocky, his original nemesis. So sorry, sweetie, you’re wrong and you’re acting stupid. Take this reward and wear it well. I’m glad you’re off my screen.
Survivor: Fiji, Episode 8 Missing Intelligence Award – My World Turned Upside Down by Heathyr Fields Ford -- 04/09/2007 Is it obvious who will receive this week’s Survivor Missing Intelligence Award? Maybe you think so, but then what about the runners-up? And what does Heathyr have to say about Dreamz? When the effing Hades did Dreamz start making sense and becoming someone I liked?! Either he’s chilled or they’re not showing the idiosyncrasies that annoy the bejeezus out of me. I’m going to assume the former. I must apologize for missing an article last week. First, I was totally uninspired for some reason, and I cannot figure out why. Then I got a bit sick, and a bit busy, and before I knew it, I just absolutely, positively, couldn’t fathom writing the article. So, my apologies, but I’m back! Of course this week, it’s a no-brainer to me who should get it, but that would make for a short, boring article, and I always opt for lengthier, boring articles, so away we go! On Moto, Yau-Man continues to impress and entertain me. I want to push Mookie’s head under water, however, every time he makes some comment about old men being on Moto and implies that Yau-Man especially won’t be able to do anything. I do remember, MOOKIE, that while he was on your tribe, he was the only guy to push someone off in the wrestling challenge. I also remember that last week he brought it on. And this week? He brought it on again! So Mookie? Shut up. Kudos to Michelle as well. Last week, she was an awesome caller and managed to look utterly adorable at the same time. This week, she showed quick thinking in realizing that not only would Stacy probably flip, but that she and Stacy could be considered redundant. Thus, despite the fact that Boo might flip too, it definitely is in her best interest to rid us of Stacy. And who am I to argue? Stacy’s been relatively non-existent, which, after her bitch faces about the coffee to Dreamz, has been welcomed. Boo’s just sort of Boo. Cassandra hasn’t annoyed me in ages, but that could change. I still think that Earl needs to bring Cassandra over. I have a feeling she’d be loyal, since the former Moto treated her like crap. Over on Ravu, kudos for finally getting rid of Rocky last week. I found him entirely unendearing and unappealing, and his game play sucked too. Too bad he made the jury. If we’re going for a final three with a nine-person jury again, I do hope that this time, we get three finalists who will all get votes and really liven it up the way this twist was meant to! Anyone else still feel bad for Becky? Getting back to Ravu, as I mentioned above, Dreamz is actually winning me over, but that could change! Mookie, right now, I’m not liking you. You’re supposed to be athletic, yet I haven’t seen Ravu do much of anything all season. You laid around and bitched in the beginning, and it hasn’t gotten much better. You are quick to write off men you perceive as old and all women, yet they’re kicking your ass. Shouldn’t you at least ponder that a bit and give them their due? So anyway, for now? You are a big MEH in my opinion box. Alex and Edgardo, you two receive this week’s runner’s up award for Missing Intelligence! Despite what fiction Lisi is trying to write in her rambling, ridiculous interviews now (for example, see both her interview with RNO and her Early Show appearance), I actually think the two of you contemplated keeping that lunatic around! If you had ousted Dreamz to keep that witch with a capital “B,” I would still be screaming at my television set. This, of course, brings me to our winner, which is Lisi. Definitely, irrevocably, pleasurably, Lisi. Lisi, you played this game so badly and with such a wall of “I don’t care” about you, that I want to “I don’t care” you straight into the Hall of Shame and Idiocy! There are SO many people who want to do this show, and you took one of their spots. You were a worthless Survivor contestant, a nasty person while on the show, and completely and utterly devoid of intelligence when playing this game. First you flip-flopped all the time — ranting and raving about being done and needing to go, and all that BS. Then you wanted to stay. Now you claim it was all a ploy. Next you tell us that the challenges don’t matter. Then you chew out the boys for not winning them and getting you sent to Exile Island. Do you even know the definition of “team”? It’s in the thesaurus under the antonym section of “Lisi.” You never, not on old Moto nor new Ravu, did anything in the challenges, so you cannot cast stones at your teammates and call them losers. Look in the mirror, beyotch. Seriously. Oh, and to bitch at Dreamz for not bringing it to challenges? The hell? He was the only one who looked remotely talented during the dancing challenge for your tribe (how awesome was that backflip, by the way?) and he quite often was integral regardless of the team he was on and how horribly he was being treated. Not to mention that he was able to pull teamwork out of his hat when he got matched up with Rocky, his original nemesis. So sorry, sweetie, you’re wrong and you’re acting stupid. Take this reward and wear it well. I’m glad you’re off my screen.