Maybe we should use candy that reflects our personalities. Here are a couple suggestions:
For jayasmungus because he is a nerd:
for pepette because she is an airhead:
for Pika, because ain't she just a little sweetie?
for Brad, lets just say i heard a few things:
for Kitri, on account of you being all jovial and stuff:
for Matt, you being a dum dum and all:
for slimsmurfy because i bet your fun to go out on a date with:
for Tara because I bet you smoked pot a time or two:
for Schmoo because, well I don't have joke for this one. Just...here you go.
And for me, Atomic Fire balls. heh heh heh, you know why.
